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MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP -


TAGS: young innocent grown up adult
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 28, 2013, 3:53 pm
Cheers, mate!
forseti - March 28, 2013, 1:38 pm
love it! fav'd!
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2013, 1:50 pm
Can't go home again...
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:24 pm
Wow
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:02 pm
:O ... I flaunted this (I'm arrogant etc) but I never expected such a great reception... Cheers to all of you folks...
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:40 am
Rick...the master of quality over quantity...of course a 5L!
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:39 am
gud. reely gud.
falloutghoul - March 19, 2013, 8:15 am
Ouch. So much OUCH!
Greeny - March 18, 2013, 9:29 pm
N1 Rick!
GaryO - March 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
good quote, great composition
Reality Lord - March 18, 2013, 5:25 pm

wow
Silverheart - March 17, 2013, 7:03 pm

the FEELS! 5Ls


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good ph**o!


THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




TOMORROW - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.




CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so h** either
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning




MATHEMATICS -




My Throwback Thursday Picture -


TAGS: throwback sperm
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

Greeny - May 22, 2014, 8:00 pm
Tagged Tadpole


DROWNING - Sometimes it's REALLY Hilarious!


TAGS: drowning lol
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

LordBakumaru - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
The way I read the sign: Start laughing and have some bacon.
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:37 pm
I was gonna do a poster like this. 5L for thinking alike


SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Neener

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.




OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by forseti

the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke


INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: sparrow days
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:26 pm
What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.
ozinusa123456 - July 2, 2013, 9:29 am
George Harrison from the beatles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2011, 9:03 pm
5L.
ICEMAN - July 17, 2011, 1:50 am
What do we win should we get it right? An autographed bevnap from Yoko?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:35 am
"Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, momma." Who said that? I mean other than me just now?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:10 am
Thanks man. Take'r eeese.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:49 pm
Always enjoy hearing the voice of experience. 5


life is but a dream -


TAGS: row row row your boat
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - May 18, 2015, 6:47 pm
This is sick... Could you link me to the picture source, please?
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:40 pm
Muther?
Oldsod - May 4, 2015, 6:58 am
That's one big mosh pit!
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:51 am
ROTFL!!! What'd you have for dinner before you went to bed, RL? That looks like Taco Bell! LUV it!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:34 pm
Every preschool wall should have this hanging on it.


FISH BOWL -


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm
Am5ome
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm
Cute.


Devil's Advocate -


TAGS: 3point1 fans are getting rowdy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Bandit5906 - June 11, 2016, 12:22 pm
Perfect!


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: sparrow marriage
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
It isn't, by the way. Me and my wife "communicate" all the time.
Sean - February 14, 2011, 7:01 pm
True Fact: Sparrows mate for life -- well, one of their lives, anyway.
Current Resident - January 5, 2011, 5:00 pm
Great Poster! 5L
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
And a "heap" it is, you masochist, you!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I started due to Aggies request a month ago. started at his lowest rated and worked up to the 3's. I still have a heap to go.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:03 pm

geez i hate this guy. he just makes it look so d*** easy. note to noobs....this is one of those profiles you should really spend some time going through....for hours.
spacedog - November 22, 2010, 5:53 pm
Excellent.
Airman - November 22, 2010, 5:21 pm
seems to work that way!


SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -


TAGS: sorrow army tears death loss
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm
What was the war about again?


I USED TO MAKE ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES - but then I took a bat to the face


TAGS: arrow to the knee joke
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spypengen

twill1962 - December 24, 2012, 1:16 pm
I thought, "Why is that bat getting larger?" And then it hit me! 5L!
ughomer - April 12, 2012, 10:51 pm
OUCH!!!!
MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:48 pm
bombed tired of this pic.


UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!


TAGS: anime manga harry potter hogwarts rowling otaku magical magic
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by jalford

xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:19 pm
I quite think they should. It's a good idea, I mean, you can't get any worse than the movies, can you?
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm
Definitely not, that would be the best way to ruin it.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:59 pm
No. Just no.


ALCOHOL -




MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
SPF one million


EYEBROWS -


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by msf

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


APOCALYPSE - Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.




BROWNIES - Best served when cool


TAGS: food humor brownies cool
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:29 pm
so
crankyhead - March 20, 2012, 8:54 pm
That reminds me of a poster I forgot to submit on Airmans birthday. I'll drop it in the queue now. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
That sounds like an invite to ridicule you.........you laughed because you're old and senile (and incontinent)
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
why did this just crack me up? shut up Mooooooooo


HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by evilgenius89103

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


2012 -




MY WIFE - Got me a prescription said I'd needed it to survive here.




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


LUNACY - You know what you've got and you know what you have which means you've got everything you've got and you have everything you have which might indicate that your raving mad... right, where's my hat?




FIREFOX - Even our Extra-Terrestrial internet users agree that it is the best web browser that has ever been developed and will probably always be the best there is


TAGS: crop circle firefox web browser
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 7:30 pm
Why use any browser when u can just connect ur head to the internets?
Ana - April 28, 2009, 2:17 pm
What!?! There are OTHER browsers?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 1, 2008, 10:59 am
See, the aliens won't use IE and didn't like Chrome, so yeah they use Firefox, what's the big whoop?
Guy - December 1, 2008, 12:46 am
I'm betting someone out there thinks that this was actually done be aliens.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:42 pm
You're on this site, so you're an extreme nerd loser too... the only thing is you're not edjamacated
notanerd - November 12, 2008, 7:40 pm
extreme nerd losers are way too concerned about what browser is better


2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.




2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.




THE ROCK - HAS COME BACK TO MOTIFAKE!




GROWTH -


TAGS: green grass fertilizer growth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Sean - July 11, 2011, 6:39 pm
Great. And great use of a basic concept in forensic botany.
mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:36 pm
where is the other 5ide?...LOL
gas - July 11, 2011, 2:47 pm
hehe


FOUR PHASES -


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am
very nice!


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by SteveOh

Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


OVER THE TOP -


TAGS: money worth strength borrow loan
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:27 am
The strength of many comes from the strength of the one. If the one is not strong, neither is the whole for they will be the weakest link. Individualism must come before collectiveness.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:01 pm
You guys are dead on, but…it’s complicated. Thanks for posting this, GB.
Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 9:31 pm
Yes, that is definately true however America needs to nurse itself back to health before it continues to help others first. Our situation reminds me of The Ottoman Empire which was called "The Sick Man Of Europe" before its eventual collapse.
falloutghoul - December 20, 2012, 8:19 pm
But the world's strength depends on what the nations of the world can do with each other.


KHALIL GIBRAN -


TAGS: solitude heart pain sorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 9, 2013, 11:32 am
Indeed. Check the title
Hawamleh - January 9, 2013, 4:51 am
Gibran
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:07 am
it's bound to happen.. the more you make... hey, that paste was good Greeny
Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:34 am
Qmao
Greeny - August 20, 2012, 6:02 am
They probably can't help it Sho; most likely the result of eating way too much paste & crayons in Kindergarten
Sho - August 19, 2012, 11:11 pm
my first 1L. yay?


SCAPEGOAT -




SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: jack sparrow clone empire star wars sense none
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Din Mama

boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


THE HOLY BIBLE -




SAVVY? -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: growing up pup
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 24, 2012, 9:52 pm

I will put it there, then. Thanks!~
rerun - February 24, 2012, 8:39 pm

this would be great on moti twist


WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE -


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by rerun

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

lolz


LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


TEAMWORK -




GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!


TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the ph**o but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


SPREADING THE DISEASE -


TAGS: negativity anthrax narrow experience spew
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:41 am
Excellente! 5Ls!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:52 pm
5L
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 8:05 am
and the posters are DEmotivational... aka the anti motivational poster. I am not surprised that you do not understand, judging by your behavior and actions on this site.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 7:58 am
I make mine from personal life experiences. I draw from what is around me. Never mind that my job involves dealing with protecting animals from harmful people (whether they mean it or not) Not everything on this site is about you. Grow up or go away.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:15 am

so awesome it makes me want to puke...er....5L.
autumnspirit - December 13, 2010, 1:10 am
Beautiful! 5 dry heaves


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: excused compounded memory age tomorrow
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 4:45 am
I'm considering voting on this one............... Maybe later. Yeah, later is good.


WHO THE HELL... - is Tom Arrow? And what will he never know?


TAGS: who the hell is tom arrow
Rating: 4.67/5

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Chef - October 3, 2010, 12:49 am
Thanks... I had a lot of fun with the tattoo thing
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
Awesome, I seriously laughed for like 5 minutes.


BROWNING HI POWER - Keeping Canada Free Since 1939




ARMY INSTRUCTION - When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.


TAGS: army grenade throw military
Rating: 2.48/5

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WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:59 am
Yep, and I apologized (as MadMSG at the time) for my mistake.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
Good catch Avo...but that was pointed out by Jason on July 5th, 2008. Sometimes you have to read all of the comments to get in step.
Avo - May 16, 2009, 5:14 pm
BTW those are Marines
Hakiu - January 21, 2009, 1:24 am
Bullets are addressed to individuals, grenades are mailed to "Whom it may Concern."
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 2:55 am
oh well thanks for making me look stupid i guess. lol im from the north so i never hear about alabama being called yanks. anyways........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 2, 2009, 12:30 pm
To our cousins across the pond in the UK, "yank" is a pretty all-encompassing term for a person from the USA, so, yes, Alabama Yanks makes sense to me.
Matters_Not - January 2, 2009, 3:34 am
alabama yanks? think about that statment for a minute.....wait for it.....and it hits.....yer a moron. thanks for playing.
letting - January 1, 2009, 11:38 pm
trigger happy alabama yanks around weaponry.....is just f***ing dumb
OkiMarine - September 22, 2008, 12:07 pm
Nonsense. When we pull the pin, Mr Grenade is Hadji Steve's bestest friend. He just doesn't know it yet.
soldier - August 18, 2008, 1:29 pm
Not army a**, marines
Army - July 30, 2008, 1:21 pm
They actually let Marines near grenades?
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 8:45 pm
Fair enough. I didn't pay attention to the uniform, just the scene. My mistake.
Jason - July 5, 2008, 11:29 am
They're not in the army they're in the Marine Corps.


Jack Sparrow -




...when i grow up i wanna be! -


TAGS: growup
Rating: 4.4/5

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VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.




SHOOT FOR THE MOON. EVEN IF YOU MISS, - at least you'll float aimlessly through an unforgiving vacuum of death.


TAGS: les brown truth
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - May 13, 2010, 8:38 am
nice idea for the Darwin Award - thread ;)


YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.


TAGS: pokerbrowneye pope rock
Rating: 2.43/5
thehattinninja - August 22, 2008, 4:37 pm
hells yeah


HATRED -


TAGS: cat red dot frown hate
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 9:51 pm
Yes! 5L
crankyhead - October 11, 2012, 4:54 pm
LOL!


SORROW - When a person can no longer laugh at themselves It is time for others to laugh at them


TAGS: sorrow depression laugh
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2011, 6:52 pm
Cute.


Guess The Song -


TAGS: song nursery rhyme row boat
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 9, 2015, 5:59 am
GEEK!!!! 5 laughing lions proudly wearing geek glasses!!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:10 pm
Merrily merrily merrily life is but a thesaurus


PERSONAL GROTH -


TAGS: suicide life growth
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - October 29, 2010, 12:44 am

maybe we should get this guy some "miracle grow", that stuff is supposed to work wonders
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
HA. Nice one, Face.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 10:38 pm
thanks grey, kickin it old school.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 9:33 pm
A true FacePlant classic. excellent pic, great slant angle on the humor, and of course, the recognizable signiture. this is a classic, and I approved it. 5L
spacedog - October 28, 2010, 6:53 pm
LMAO! 5L Face.
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:44 pm
Party on, Face! Party on, Groth!
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:42 pm
I, for one, believed it to be intentional when I saw it. =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
and the irony just keeps adding up as i just checked the topic for today.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:28 pm
I do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:27 pm
You can do better than her.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
I don't lie mooooooooooo, especially when i tell your sister i love her.
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
I've said it before Face... You crack me up dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:22 pm
ICE is right....you should have said it was on purpose.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:21 pm
The irony is retardedely over whelming. I can't believe this one made it through. Dammit, im just gonna go back to hibernating
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:19 pm
Given the caption on the poster, it is pretty hilarious. ;)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:18 pm
I made this one twice due to catching a spelling error in the first one. So much for getting going again, im gonna go back to rejecting crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
Now, now....don't get upset....LOLOLOLOL
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damm!t all to fukcing helll!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm
Groth?
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm
You might try "growth" next time Face, might work better. 4


REMEMBER BEING YOUNG? -


TAGS: stages of growing old
Rating: 4.73/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:45 am
excellent
Derek - June 28, 2011, 6:45 am
It wouldn't hurt your look to put on a bit of weight.
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:19 am
Well, we all love Santa Claus.
Iconoclast - June 27, 2011, 8:55 pm
I know the feeling, but you still have more black in your hair and beard than I do. Good poster anyway. 5 "Just for Men" treatments for you. :-)
rerun - June 27, 2011, 8:15 pm

A approve this message


LIFE - Dance Like There Is No Tomorrow For The Sun May Not Come Out Tomorrow




CHEER UP! -


TAGS: internet browser cheer squad humor
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 1:51 am

For a true slice of browser hell, try using AOL software. It truly is a vortex of doom. I'm a Chrome girl.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 1:32 am

I used IE for the longest time. I got fed up with the freezing up and slow loading. There are things you can do in settings to make it run better, but I got tired of having to troubleshoot it weekly. Been running Chrome problem free last 3 months now.
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am
The "do you want to disable some extensions to make IE run faster that pops up every d*** time I open it (rarely used, but still annoying) needs a "Do not ask me again" option
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:23 pm

Yeah, people kvetch about Windows because they don't remember MS-DOS.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:19 pm
I'm at work doing tec support for Microsoft, Using Chrome as well to look up answers and respond to this comment. I prefer it too, but IE is not the worst.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:18 pm

Browsers are only as fast as your service allows. I live in the weeds in Wyoming. DSL is fast, but not smokin'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm
You know a very fast web browser I use is Dolphin. I was skeptical at first, but I think it's faster than Firefox. And their customer service staff gets back to you even faster!
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:14 pm

Don't use toolbars and trash, curly. Although I prefer Chrome, IE's OK, too.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:08 pm
You need to gut your APPWIZ.CPL of all the toolbars and trash.


HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow.


TAGS: my reputation grows with every failure
Rating: 3.57/5

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WTFO - November 7, 2009, 12:27 am
Nice poster
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
...and can keep the pace.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Even better to have someone who gets it.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
Ha! I throw straight lines out in the comments all the time. It great to have someone play along.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:10 pm
Had to post that... after calling you out on your comment yethterday.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Me too! OMG.... we are so like twins!!!
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:07 pm
I got nuffin yet, gonna watch it tonight.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Bugger this.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Grail tomorrow, Space... whatcha got?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:14 pm
Love it!


BRAINS -




UNIBROWS - So Not Sexy




POPCORN - Someone put too much in the microwave.




THE GRIEF CANNOT BE DROWNED... -


TAGS: drink never drown grief mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 27, 2012, 6:18 am
thanks RR...;)
rerun - October 26, 2012, 8:24 pm

wow, great
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2012, 3:04 am
That's the lyrics of an old Greek Rembetika song from the 1920s.
mariand - October 25, 2012, 12:14 pm
hehehe... good idea ipa
gas - October 25, 2012, 11:13 am
then it would learn to scuba dive
ipaprime - October 25, 2012, 8:12 am
then throw rocks at it


FORMATIVE -




DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: they grow up too fast
Rating: 4.76/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:26 pm
No more vans....1 van is too many vans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
I was gonna say....she's grown out of your lap...and into mine.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The great fear is that she abandons your lap for lap dancing.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm

I know, after all she did steal the "free candy" van.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
What?.....she was clearly asking for it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:19 pm

leave the neighbors kid alone...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
me too....
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:06 pm

I think I need to go hug my daughter
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Too true. My daughter is seven right now, and she's telling me how badly she wants to be in the Air Force.


NOBODY GROWS UP - some of us just learn how to act in public


TAGS: growing up omg spins wtf
Rating: 3.6/5

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vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:49 pm
Yeah, but 78% of statistics are made up on the spot....
CloudchaserS - February 20, 2012, 11:09 am
I remember I once read somewhere that 40% of all adults have a mental age of 13


IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.


TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad


WHERES WALDO? - I think someone ate him this time...




FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




TRUST -


TAGS: can i throw you as far as i can throw you pzy
Rating: 5/5

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MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:42 am
Nice.:-)
spacedog - October 20, 2010, 6:24 pm
Nice one Pyzkosiz.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 12:28 pm
This is great!


WAIT A MINUTE -


TAGS: boy frown computers youtube
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
*sigh* Youth...


I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!


TAGS: fishing river crowded
Rating: 4.55/5

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MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Very nice use of the ph**o, B-man! 5 Trouts
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
I would think "get away from it" means farther than twenty centimeters, but that is just My attitude... I think.


DON'T - do anything your Mommy wouldn't be Proud of ! H. Jackson Brown Jr.




QUEEN -




OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match


TAGS: now throw in some weapons and watch the fun
Rating: 3.32/5

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iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Anti-Ghandi = 1


HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.


TAGS: bible holy ghost charlie brown
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
"Here is a rock to build my church upon."
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:22 pm
I lol'd, but don't ask me why


Monday -


TAGS: frown bad horrible
Rating: 2.56/5

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GoForthAndDie - December 7, 2008, 8:31 pm
An hour after hitting the Taco Bell drive-thru.


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